You know I never thought Index was an actual city in Snohomish County I thought more of a town and was surprised to see in the Snohomish County list of cities. I would have thought I would see Maltby before I saw Index. Well you learn something every day!
INDEX- $79,000-4.3 Acres of beautiful forestry surrounds this outdoorsmens retreat. newer metal roof, carpet and floors. Minutes away-walking distance to Skykomish River waterfalls and close to Stevens pass ski resort. Bring your imagination & make this cabin your own.
Holidays~ Kid friendly Christmas jokes.
A definition of Christmas:
The time when everyone gets “Santa”-mental.
What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane!
What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?
My POP is bigger than yours!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open ’til Christmas!
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter “Y”!
What do angry mice send to each other in December?
Cross mouse cards!
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has “no EL”!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
You get “Tinsel”-itis!
“Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?”
“No, I wouldn’t know how to feed them.”
What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A turkey!
What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A list of everything you want!
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s in Decembrrrr!
What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii?
“O Tanning Palms”!
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
What’s the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents?
Silent Night!
Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
“Holly” wood!
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
You light me up!
Jen Murrweiss RE/MAX Elite 