Signs You’re Too Old to Be Trick-or-Treating:
• Someone says “Great ghost costume!” and you’re not wearing one.
• You get winded from knocking on the door.
• You ask for high fiber candy.
• You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.
• When someone drops candy in your bag, you lose your balance.
• You’re the only mummy with a walker.
• You have to keep going back home to use the bathroom.