October Humor!

Signs You’re Too Old to Be Trick-or-Treating:

• Someone says “Great ghost costume!” and you’re not wearing one.

• You get winded from knocking on the door.

• You ask for high fiber candy.

• You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.

• When someone drops candy in your bag, you lose your balance.

• You’re the only mummy with a walker.

• You have to keep going back home to use the bathroom.

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