

Countdown to Christmas 13 Days left!
With only 13 days left are you starting to panic? I hope not but, I can assure you I am. I have been so busy I have yet to complete my shopping. I have to get on it!
Today lets have some fun
Did you know?
There are currently 78 people living in the U.S with the name S. Claus and one Kriss Kringle? What were those parents thinking?
Mistletoe was used by Druid priests 200 years before the birth of Christ in their winter celebrations. They revered the plant since it had no roots yet remained green during the cold months of winter.
In the show, “How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” the Grinch cuts out a Santa beard, but never wears it.
12 million packages are delivered by the U.S. Postal Service every day during the holiday season through Christmas Eve. The busiest delivery day: December 20th.
Finally A Politically Correct Christmas Carol
Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species
Fa la la la la, la la la la
“Tis the season to be self-actualizing
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our organic apparel
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Toll the ancient non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday-Carol
Fa la la la la, la la la la
See the blazing log on non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday non-endangered wood before us,
Play the harp without unnecessary brutality and join the chorus
Sing we emotionally stable in a collective group effort,
Heedless of the weather patterns despite the effects of global warming,
Fast away the chronologically challenged year passes
Hail the new year without any implicit ageism, ye persons
Dance in a non-ierachical manner in merry measure,
While I tell on non-materialistic, non-demoninations-winter solstice-holiday treasure.
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Finally- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Claus-trophobic
Happy Holidays!
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Just for fun, My friends over at Z57 put together a Pinterest-style list of some of our favorite things they have found around the web this October. It includes everything from cute costumes to awesome pumpkin carvings and even some great food and drink ideas! Each image is linked back to the website we found it on so feel free to click on anything you want to learn more about. Sit back, relax and enjoy!
Marshmallows as teeth – what a great idea!
For your little one…
Going to a costume party as a couple?
Don’t forget Fido!
Great for a halloween party, open house or to take to the office!
For the kiddos – Candy Corn Punch!
And let’s not forget the grown-ups – Vampire Punch!
Spool ghouls!
Martha Stewart party favors
Bookmarks you can print out for the kids!
Har har har…
Signs You’re Too Old to Be Trick-or-Treating:
• Someone says “Great ghost costume!” and you’re not wearing one.
• You get winded from knocking on the door.
• You ask for high fiber candy.
• You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.
• When someone drops candy in your bag, you lose your balance.
• You’re the only mummy with a walker.
• You have to keep going back home to use the bathroom.
>To all the great Father’s out there enjoy your day! I thought I’d share this joke with you all.
So you want to changer your oil and your a man you can do it by yourself.. but is it really worth it?
Saturday:
Moral of the story pay the $30 or so and take the car in to get the oil changed. Relax!
To all the great Father’s out there enjoy your day! I thought I’d share this joke with you all.
So you want to changer your oil and your a man you can do it by yourself.. but is it really worth it?
Saturday:
Moral of the story pay the $30 or so and take the car in to get the oil changed. Relax!